Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs at every car meet. This funny JDM hoodie is made for true enthusiasts who know the thrill of carving corners (or emotionally destroying them).
🚗 Features:
Bold cartoon design of a slammed coupe with turbo snail & graffiti text on the front: “Lower Than Your Standards”
Matching playful quote on the back: “I Don’t Take Corners. I Emotionally Damage Them.”
Perfect for drift lovers, stance culture fans, or anyone whose check engine light shines brighter than their future.
👕 Product Details:
80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.25 oz /yd²)
Regular fit, runs true to size
Tear away label for added comfort
Embroidery option available for left or center chest if you want a custom look
🎁 Why You'll Love It:
Super soft, durable, and perfect for track days, meets, or just flexing at the gas station.
Makes a hilarious gift for any car guy or girl.
✨ Note: Colors may slightly vary due to monitor differences. Printed on demand just for you—no mass production.
